Art Briles Lands CFL Job

Art Briles, who coached the Baylor football team during a period in which his players are alleged to have committed up to 52 rapes, has found himself a new job. The CFL’s Hamilton Tiger-Cats have just announced that Briles has been hired as an assistant head coach.

Ever since Baylor fired him, Briles has been on a gross redemption tour, doing everything he can to convince people that nothing that happened at Baylor was his fault and that he is deserving of another job. He’s spent months lurking around various college and NFL programs, trying to ingratiate himself, and now his work has paid off with a new job in Canada.

Meanwhile, the Tiger-Cats are hosting an event called “Huddles and Heels” tonight, in order to reach out to female fans: