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Miserable Stephon Marbury Gives Thanks to Knicks by Ripping D'Antoni's Dog-Walking Skills
The Knicks are quietly stumbling toward legitimacy this season under Mike D'Antoni, but still can't seem to peacefully rid themselves of the one player who embodies their past failures, Stephon Marbury. D'Antoni even extended an olive branch toward Steph by offering him a starting job, but that didn...
Email question: Can we get Butterball turkey to guarantee Fat Andy a turkey for every win, since that tub is obviously only motivated by food and sleep? Didn't the turkey taste just a little sweeter this year? I cannot put my finger on why exactly, but I think it has something to do with being in a...
Email question: Hi A.J. Happy thanksgiving. All of us in the blogosphere have been anxiously awaiting another installment of "The Date Excretion Chronicles." The golden shower stripper story would be interesting but predictable. We want something with legs. Maybe blowing chunks on Nicole Mansk or sw...
Train Wreck of a Woman Who Had Hawkeye Sex in Bathroom Stall Comes Clean
We featured this as a quicklink, but given the amount of attention this poor woman is getting due to her unfortunate drunken sexcapades at the Iowa/Minnesota game last week, it's probably worth another look....
E-mail question: Hey, man. I've been wondering about this for some time. Did you ever consider putting your attire from the Linda Cohn date up for auction on eBay? I bet you'd get a few bids from some weirdos wanting to own a piece of Deadspin history. It's kinda like getting a sweaty, game-worn je...
Greetings, Spinheads
Happy day after Thanksgiving. Today is gonna be looser than usual, given both the tech issues and that the vast majority of you are out shopping, or hungover, or getting ready for high school reunions. We'll cover some stuff, we'll ignore a lot of stuff, and have some fun being buddy, buddy, buddy a...
Lendale White Is Not Impressed With The Lions Tackling Ability
The Deadspin Morning Video Wake Up Call will return for a brief period of time through the holidays. If you have any suggested videos to fill this space, email us. Subject: Morning Video Wake Up Call.Note to television producers: try to keep the sideline microphones away from Titans' running back Le...
Erin Andrews Even Looks Pretty When She Makes a Blowfish Face
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap. Friends of the Program found a pretty phenomenal screen shot of sideline princess Erin Andrews all puffed out while grilling the University of Texas' head coach Mack Brown with ins...
Thank You, DUAN
Daulerio: Thank you readers for submitting all of these. I tried to get up as many as I could (obviously) as a way of showing my sincere appreciation for what you do down below. If I missed you, my sincere apologies. It wasn't because I don't like you or your heartfelt thank yous weren't amusing eno...
Threat Level: Midnight: I am thankful for not having a star. Yeah, I said it. All these star commenters sit way down low with their Blackberrys. While us real-Deadspinners take the upper deck and get drunk on beers we can't really afford. I have more fun with other dregs of society, anyways.... can ...
Texy: I'm thankful for tailgates in the chilly fall air, spring training games in the hot Florida sun, the anticipation of the preseason, and the first day of ball. I'm thankful for 90 feet, 100 yards, and all that happens to cross that distance. I'm thankful for Longhorn football, Boston baseball, ...
Colin White Devil: Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen for my friends, family and good health. For having a job and some stability (at least for a little while longer) when so many people have lost/are losing theirs. For a little more wisdom with a little more age, but not too much of either. I'm th...