ajd Page 138 - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights
Hit Bull Win Steak: I'm most thankful for the small everyday victories in life: the rare days when the hot chick sits next to me on the train as opposed to the usual Hutt or corporate douche. The times when not even the automatic office toilet has the power to suck down my post coffee shit Or when I...
Balls State Explorer: • Within 7 days the Phils became World Fucking Champions and Barack Obama was elected President in a bitch slap. • I'm still cashing a paycheck, while a lot of talented colleagues are collecting unemployment. • The continued joy that is my son and daughter. • My commenting priv...
"The only aspect of Fox Sports' NFL coverage more annoying than Terry Bradshaw is Cleatus, the animated robot designed to keep viewers entertained while the network rattles off its list of sponsors each Sunday. Perhaps sensing football fans' contempt for the character, Fox has unveiled a new promoti...
Jimmy Connors Takes a Handsome, Distinguished-Looking Mugshot
So there was this weird story about Jimmy Connors getting arrested last weekend after some sort of fan altercation outside the UCSB/North Carolina basketball game. The police report said Connors refused to "comply with an order", so basically he was most likely just being an arrogant prick to polic...
Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: Well, now that I’m commenting up a storm, here’s what I’m thankful for: - Being a masochist, I’m thankful that I get to watch the Lions play tomorrow for the first time all year since moving out of Detroit. - Continuing on the masochism theme, I’m thankful that since ...
I Party With Smoot: As a kid growing up in a town with only one sport, I was forced to find my allegiances elsewhere. Sure, Miami's got the Dolphins — the greatest football team. They take the ball from goal to goal... eh, never mind — but my dad was a Jets fan, and that shit wouldn't fly. So, I tho...
Anonymous Anti-Weis Source Hints That Ditching The Ineffective Coach Is Possible
$4.5 million. That's what the Chicago Tribune's Notre Dame source says it would take to get rid of Charlie Weis after four seasons. Even though there's been no indication from ND's athletic director that he'll be booted, it appears some of the influential alumni members are ready to move on. The Tri...
Lil' Wayne Sheds No Tattooed Teardrops for Pacman Jones
ESPN the Mag's extremely productive blogger, Lil' Wayne — the Bob Dylan of our generation — went off in his usual Weezy fashion this week about all things sports related. One Lil' Wayne opinion of note is the rapper's stance on Cowboys' trouble-making defensive back Pacman Jones. Always unpredictabl...
CrazyJoeDavola: • Thankful- for the Fall of the Iron Curtain, which has led to the great question- you vant dance? •To know what it is to be a fan of a laughingstock franchise- the New York Islanders (at least it isn't the Buzzsaw or Lions) •The knowledge that too many figs are always a bad thing •T...
BigTenObsession: • Me and the boys at UnprofessionalFoul.com being nominated as one of 2008 Soccer Blogs of the year. Vote Now! • Anna Paquin’s boobs • Top 10 rankings for Purdue and MSU basketball • The joyous memories brought on by SHOTY voting (especially Baby Mangino) • The virtual friendship of...
