Bears Fan Is A Cunning Linguist

I'm sorry. Everything about this is disgusting.

Outdoor pre-game shows are kind of weird and pointless to begin with but when it is negative five trillion in Chicago they also seem cruel and unusual. Enter Considerate Dude In The Back—in a Ditka jersey, natch—who tried to bring a little heat with his furious lingual gymnastics and, remarkably, made everything infinitely weirder. Watch until the very end for a quick comeback performance.

h/t Tim

[CSN Chicago]