Bill Romanowski Just Can't Quit You

With inflation being what it is, we feel that we have to be very prudent with our entertainment dollar. That's why we will only see new movies with the following fun synopsis:

Three friends, in their mid-20's, travel cross country in a weinermobile to kick a talk show host's ass for assisting in the break-up of one of their friends who appeared on the show.

The film is and did we mention that Bill Romanowski is in it, playing a gay cowboy? Needless to say, our Netflix queue is loaded up and ready to go.

Meanwhile, Romo, who had a bit part in the 2005 remake of The Longest Yard, continues to make movies. In the upcoming movie Weiners, he plays a gay cowboy. In Get Smart, a movie he starts shooting next week, he plays an air traffic controller.

We can't decide which is more terrifying: Gay Cowboy Romanowski, or Romanowski in charge of guiding planes at a busy airport. Either way we advise all bystanders to run like hell.

Parker: Romo Tackles Biz In Supplements [Rocky Mountain News] Who Would YOU Trust To Get The Right Supplements In Your Body? [Deadspin] Writing Duo Fights Studio Over Release Of Wieners [Los Angeles Times]