Bonds Finally Pees In The Damn Cup

For all the suspicions and assumptions made over the years, they finally did something to Barry Bonds yesterday they've never done before: They tested him for steroids. ESPN's Bonds Groupie Pedro Gomez — realize that this guy has done nothing but follow Bonds around for months — reports that several Giants were tested and since this is all Gomez has to do, we suspect to be hearing information on "the consistency of the specimens" anytime now.

Legitimate question: What if Bonds tested positive? No one thinks he will, of course ... but what if he did? The notion makes us shudder, in a giddy way.

Bonds, Other Giants Tested [ESPN.com] BarryBonds.com [Official Site]