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Bryant McKinnie, Back In The News, Thankfully

We will always hold a special place in our hearts for the four most prominent participants in the Vikings' sex boat scandal from a few years ago: Daunte Culpepper, Fred Smoot, Moe Williams and, today's featured star, Bryant McKinnie. Those guys have us so much enjoyment that we remain honored to have them enshrined in our Hall Of Fame.

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Anyway, it appears Mr. McKinnie has himself in a little bit of trouble again. He was out brawlin' in Miami. That's where that happens.

Miami Police found McKinnie "in the middle of a large crowd, throwing punches and again yelling obscenities," according to the police report. Police told McKinnie to stop. He refused and boarded a bus. The bus driver was ordered not to drive away.

We love the idea of an escape bus. Beats a boat, one supposes.

By the way, just because it still makes us giggle, here's McKinnie's section of the sex boat police report:

McKinnie is witnessed] pick up a naked woman, place her on the bar in the lounge and commence to perform oral sex on her. ... At a different time during the evening, [witnesses] saw Mr. McKinnie along with three other unidentified males receiving oral sex from four women while the men were seated in deck chairs on the boat.

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Ah, 2005 ...

Vikings' McKinnie Arrested In Miami [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]
The Full Report On The Sex Boat [Deadspin]

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