Buffalo Schoolteachers Charged With Humping In The Bathroom At This Weekend's Bills Game

Making sex in the bathroom is never the brightest nor most hygienic idea, to say nothing of the typical stall conditions at an NFL stadium used by 70,000 people. That goes for fucking on the floor of the pristine new Cowboys Stadium, and it definitely goes for whatever two grade school teachers were caught doing in the can at the 38-year-old Ralph Wilson Stadium.

Jennifer Rotella, 35 and Michael France, 38, were both arrested and charged with public lewdness at Sunday's game against the Titans. Both are elementary school teachers, though at different schools, and France is married—not to the woman he allegedly banged in a bathroom stall. (France's wife says the couple was stopped leaving the bathroom.)

WIVB in Buffalo, which first reported the news, has a photo of Rotella on their site in case you're curious. (You are.) The Buffalo News is reporting that the school district is investigating the allegations, and may take disciplinary action.

"I view this as a very serious matter," Wilson Superintendent Michael Wendt said Tuesday night. "We take these allegations seriously, and we will be undertaking an investigation to look into this matter."

Once again, as to stadium bathroom sex with strangers: eww, eww, eww, high fives for both of you, eww.