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Bus Cook Has Not Heard Anything About Roger Goodell's Ruling On Brett Favre's Penis

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We just spoke with Mr. Cook on his cellular device. Q: Anything on Goodell's ruling? A: (Molasses-and-toothpicks drawl) "Nuthin'. And I really don't think I need to be talkin' to you nee-thur." Fair enough.

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