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Cat Found And Jailed For Crime Of Helping Vile Cardinals

Image: MLB.com
Image: MLB.com

Cardinals Cat, the kitten that invaded a Royals-Cardinals game at Busch Stadium Wednesday night and inspired the Cardinals to victory, has been found. And you know what? They threw the little asshole in jail, where he belongs:

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How do cat types know this captured kitten is the very same one that committed the unforgivable sin of being in any way associated with a win by the awful St. Louis Cardinals? From a St. Louis Post-Dispatch report:

“We are pretty confident that this is Rally Cat,” said Savannah Rigley, a board member with St. Louis Feral Cat Outreach. “This is cat-nerd stuff, but Rally Cat is a classic tabby, which is very rare, and last night we found a classic tabby kitten right where Rally Cat was last seen.”

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The nonprofit has already gotten a request from the St. Louis Cardinals to adopt Rally Cat, but it hasn’t made a final decision about what to do with the kitten, Rigley said.

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If there is any justice left in the world, Cardinals Cat will spend the next ten months working on a chain gang fixing a railroad.

Staff Writer, Deadspin

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