Photo: Maddie Meyer (Getty Images)

An idiot on the field at Fenway Park during tonight’s Tigers-Red Sox game made it all the way to center field in his mad dash to ... well, I don’t know exactly. Whatever he was looking for, I don’t think it was a security guard takedown as bone-shaking as this one:

Even better are the photos, which reveal the idiot to be exactly who you expect him to be:

Photo: Maddie Meyer (Getty Images)
Photo: Maddie Meyer (Getty Images)

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Photo: Charles Krupa (AP)

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.