Chris Berman Talked To Us About Exercise

• Chase that cheese! • We hope to someday start a crime fighting squad with Harold Reynolds. • Hello, Sen. Dodd! • We love Laurence Maroney. • The Pirates love "The Sopranos." • Yet another tough week for Pac Man Jones. • Robots, on camels. • Gonna Make You Sweat. • So close now, Rick. So close. • Elijah Dukes is on the air. • Sammy Sosa, hit ball. • Tiger Woods, spawning. • Great spelling at the College World Series.

Some sad news, kids: If you've enjoyed Weekend Daddy for the last year-plus, you only have two more weekends to enjoy him: The Mighty MJD is leaving us after next weekend. The guy has essentially been working seven days a week for more than a year now, which is amazing even before you realize how outstanding he's been. So enjoy him while you can before you know, AOL turns him into even more of a megasuperstar. We're off to Shea now; see you Monday ... when the Leitch family, visiting for the Cardinals-Mets series, stands behind us in our apartment and asks us when we're gonna make them grandparents.