I Don't Understand This Picture Of Chris Bosh At The Strip Club

Chris Bosh smokes a cigar while paying a dollar for services rendered, is as honest a caption for this photo as you can really get. Beyond that, who really knows.

Whose leg is that? Is that a Santa hat on the right? What does Chris call that face he's making? Why do so many people in the background look like their dog just died? Is that Bosh's wife? Does Chris Bosh have the best wife ever?

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Update: Oh god, go look at all of them over at World RedEye. A sampling: