College Football Team Previews Start Next Week

We're rolling out the top 25 according to the coaches' poll. Since no NCAA Champion has come from outside the top 25 since back in 1984, this should cover all contenders. I see you kicking your dog Florida State, Alabama, and Boston College fans. The premise is similar to the NCAA Tournament previews that have run on Deadspin each year. Short, succinct, and scathing.

In fact, we're bringing back the old three paragraph format from 8th grade. We want you to give us your team's strength, give us your team's weakness, and then verbally disembowel an opposing team, an opposing coach, or an opposing player. The choice is yours.

We still have quite a few teams available so email me at [email protected] if you're interested in writing the Oklahoma, Auburn, Wisconsin, Clemson, Virginia Tech, Arizona State, South Florida, Fresno State or BYU team previews. And if your team wasn't specifically mentioned as being available you can still email and offer your services. They may be needed. Have good weekends. And merry titty-fucking to all.