Congressional Steroids Diary: Limping, Bleeding Into The Afternoon

11:26 a.m.: Say what you will about the guy, but Don Fehr is no wuss. He just went through each point of the proposed anti-steroid bill and trashed pretty much all of them. Fortunately, he was followed by the commissioner of a league that doesn t really exist right now, so no one will remember.

11:54 a.m.: Break time. This is as exciting as reading Chuck Scarborough transcripts.

12:24 p.m.: Oh, crap, they re back. Sorry. We were busy watching, you know, an actual game. (With Steve Stone broadcasting! We missed him.)

12:53 p.m.: Donald Fehr is clearly the star today. He s the only one who openly disagrees with Congress plans, and they re hammering him. Fortunately, Donald Fehr clearly has no human emotions. We think he s hearing the questions the same way Charlie Brown used to hear his teachers talk: mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah wah. One Congressman just essentially accused Donald Fehr of being a bad father who wants his children to turn into crackheads; he just nodded and said, "Yes, sir, yes, I understand that, but ..." Amazing.