Cop Attacked, Bitten By Dolphin

I had never heard of Dolphins defensive tackle Fred Evans, but when a man tastes the Taser gun twice, and still manages to bite a cop ... well, that grabs your attention. From The Ledger, in Lakeland, Florida:

Police twice used a Taser gun on Evans, according to the arrest report, in attempts to subdue the 6-foot-4, 305-pound player who appeared in one game as a rookie last season with the Dolphins. Officers said they asked Evans to leave the taxi and, after he refused, they attempted to put him in handcuffs. He allegedly resisted, leading to the scuffle.

Evans was charged with multiple counts of battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting with violence, along with single counts of disorderly intoxication and trespassing. One officer was allegedly bitten on the wrist and a female officer sustained scrapes on her left knee, police said.

Too drunk to get out of the cab, but not too drunk to fight cops. Fred Evans has the heart bicuspids of a champion.

Pacman bites a bouncer's leg, this guy bites a cop's wrist ... these guys aren't just asshole athlete criminals anymore, they're bonafide predators.

Dolphins' Evans Arrested In Miami [The Ledger]