CrazyJoeDavola: • Thankful- for the Fall of the Iron Curtain, which has led to the great question- you vant dance? •To know what it is to be a fan of a laughingstock franchise- the New York Islanders (at least it isn't the Buzzsaw or Lions) •The knowledge that too many figs are always a bad thing •That the Yankees are going to spend $150 million on a guy who looks like a bus driver •That I have no rooting interest in College Football and can just watch the BCS like I would a bad car accident. •Oh, and my kids.