Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoys His Own Crotch, In Cake Form
Ah yes. We've reached the first anniversary of walking brand Cristiano Ronaldo's underwear line—which you may remember from our previous coverage. In celebration, Ronaldo's team has memorialized the occasion by baking him a cake. Of his bulging crotch.
The anniversary also gives us a good excuse to remind everyone of the greatest Cristiano photo, which probably served as inspiration for the cake:
You don't get a body like that by stuffing your face full of sugary desserts, but we're certain the Real Madrid forward enjoyed the gesture. We can't imagine anything he'd love eating more than himself.
Top photo via Cristiano Ronaldo
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