Dan Patrick Calls Out Colin Cowherd For Having "ESPN Muscles"

ESPN radio host and frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd really likes to waste air time on his show by letting everyone know what a savvy sports radio veteran he is. Yesterday, he went on one of his rants about what it takes to make it in "this business," and while doing so talked some shit about Dan Patrick, whom he accused of needing 35 producers to fill a segment. Today, Patrick shot back.

Patrick actually brings quite a bit of heat here, setting the tone by claiming that two people from ESPN management called him to apologize for Cowherd's fuckshit, and then going after Cowherd's "ESPN muscles" from there. At the very end, he goes for the kill: "Enjoy your show. Enjoy your life. Because it will be over one day, and nobody will care." He's not wrong.