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Dolphins Fans Get Jeff Ireland's Phone Number, Spam His Voicemail

Somehow an autographed Jeff Ireland business card found its way online yesterday and it had all the Miami GM's contact information on it. Miami fans don't really have much to be happy about with the inner workings of the organization recently so, with this newound access, they contacted Ireland with messages that were less hey, just calling to see how you're doing and more hey, just calling to let you know I signed you up for a bunch of disturbing porn subscriptions.

It's his business card, so it's not exactly his personal cell phone and Hotmail account being shared across the internet, but think of all the faxes! If at least one Miami fan didn't photocopy his ass and fax it to Jeff Ireland you have failed us all.


One disgruntled Dolphan recorded himself leaving a message where he played a parody version of Radiohead's "Creep" written specifically for Ireland. He looks so forlorn. Another apparently subscribed him to a "Free Grandmas Porn Site" among others.


Others just called and laughed.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


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Jeff Ireland's Contact Info on Twitter: It Was Bad For Him [Miami New Times]

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