Donald Trump Caught In Major Fabrication

Human meat sculpture Donald Trump has long embraced his unique brand of reality on Twitter, but the Republican presumptive presidential nominee took it to a major level last night in attempting to express his appreciation for one of his patrons:

Colin Montgomerie is famous for having finished as the runner-up at five majors during his PGA career, but never winning one. Donald Trump, golf course entrepreneur, doesn’t know golf facts! Sad!