Don't Snitch, Little Girl
This image was lost some time after publication. Yesterday, Nuggets forward/guard/swingman/ whatever Carmelo Anthony was fined $5,000 for throwing a ball into the stands and hitting an 11-year-old girl in the head.
The girl had a chance to talk with Anthony at halftime of the game. In response to the chat, the girl's father said, "She wasn't looking for any more punishment for him. We didn't even discuss (the fine), but I think that might be the end of his throwing-balls-into-the-stands days."
Now, for a little Deadspin quiz. What did Anthony say to the girl and her father at halftime?
a) "I'm sorry. I was frustrated." b) "Stop snitchin'. I ll put some money on his motherfuckin brains."
Take your time.
Tossing Ball Into Stands Costs Anthony [Rocky Mountain News] Stop Snitchin' Review [Baltimore City Paper]
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