Dozens Of Seagulls Straight Chillin' On The Pitch At Aussie Soccer Match
These are the highlights of Melbourne Victory's 2-0 win over Wellington Phoenix. More impressive than either goal scored is that the match continued on in the middle of a veritable bird storm, with dozens of gulls just walking on or flitting about the field and players like they owned the place.
Our thoughts can't help but drift back to our old friend, the Atletico Junior Owl, who was so cruelly chopped down in his prime by a tempestuous soccer player. Like Moses, the Atletico Junior Owl was never able to see the promised land where man and bird could share a pitch harmoniously, but we've no doubt about the importance his legacy had in getting us where we are today. Siempre recordaremos.
Latest
Three NBA Playoff Teams Likely to Be Eliminated Early
Sat Apr 18 2026
UFC Winnipeg Betting Picks: Best Bets for April 18th Card
Sat Apr 18 2026
Why the NBA Must Fix Its Draft System to Stop Tanking
Fri Apr 17 2026
Friday April 17th Expert MLB Betting Picks, Predictions
Fri Apr 17 2026
NFL IQ AI Test: How Accurate Is NFL's New AI Chatbot?
Thu Apr 16 2026
Five Golfers Most Likely to Win Multiple Majors in 2026
Thu Apr 16 2026
Latest Betting
- NHL Betting Picks April 16: Top Plays for Final Regular Season Games
- MLB Picks Today: Best Bets for Diamondbacks vs Orioles and Cubs vs Phillies
- NBA Play-In Picks: Best Bets for Warriors vs Clippers and Magic vs 76ers
- NBA Play-In Player Props: Donovan Clingan, LaMelo Ball Headlines Best Picks
- Tuesday April 14th MLB Betting Picks and Expert Predictions
- Sunday NBA Betting Guide: Top Picks for Bucks, Lakers, Timberwolves
- 2027 NCAA Title Odds: Michigan, Duke Lead Early Betting Favorites

