Drug Dealers Are Terrible Character Witnesses

Time for a Pacman Jones update, because now that all the newspapers are finally catching up on the story of his weekend in Vegas, we figured we should help keep them updated. (With a local TV news, of course.) Turns out, one of Pacman's buddies is a drug dealer in Tennessee, and he was taped recently with some choice thing to say about the decisions Pacman has been making lately.

"We gotta slow down, man. We gotta get him focused on football, man. He's focused on too much other shit," Daryl Moore said. "You know, I was talkin' to him the other day about smokin', and he was like 'man, if I didn't smoke I couldn't take all the stress that I'm dealing with right now.' Fisher's being as patient a motherfucker as he can. Fisher gotta win. Fisher trying to win ... He ain't putting up with that shit."

Rather than ignore the obvious irony of a hardcore drug dealer being a voice of reason in a world of insanity, we'd like to embrace it and encourage Titans coach Jeff Fisher to hire Moore as a player behavior consultant. It's not like what he's doing now is helping much.

Drug Dealer's Recorded Calls Mention Pacman's Troubles [NewsChannel5]