DZ-Nuts For Women, Coming To A Store Near You

Looking for the perfect, um, Memorial Day present? Upset that you can't share your DZ-Nuts, Dave Zabriskie's product to "protect your junk," with your special ladyfriend? Then Zabriskie (and host Lance Armstrong) may just have the gift for you: DZ-Lips! [LiveStrong]

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We made it! Nothing new tomorrow, but the site will be back Tuesday. Get your towels ready. Thanks for your continued support of Deasdpin, and Happy Memorial Day, folks.