The New York Cosmos — essentially a 1970s forerunner to that Carlsberg advert with the pub team — are BACK, according to Eric Cantona. He's been appointed director of soccer — which has no real meaning — and said this about it:

It's a kind of mix between football and art.

Um. Okay.

Are you sure?

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.