Get Hammered With Lou Holtz

We're still rather amazed by Lou Holtz's magic trick, so perhaps that's clouding our judgment, but we're really starting to fall in love with Holtz's weekly "pep talks." They're bizarre, out-of-place and entirely self-contained, to the point that we find ourselves legitimately pepped! Fire us up, Lou!

As with any cult hit, the Lou Holtz Pep Talk now has its own drinking game.

-Take 3 sips if: * He directs his talk to a mid-major or Notre Dame * He lisps every word (and I mean every word) in a sentence at least twice * He paints a gloomy picture of your future as a human being * You recognize a play that he drew on the whiteboard.

We've finally found a use for Lou Holtz, folks; it's a happy day.

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