Glazer Throws Weirdo Fans a Bone
This image was lost some time after publication. The impotent protest of Manchester United fans against the sale of the team to American Malcolm Glazer has inspired giggles from the rest of the world and yawns from the Buccaneers owner. Now, Glazer's representitives will meet with Premier League head Richard Scudamore to go over Glazer's "intentions with the club." A guess as to the conversation:
Scudamore: So why are you buying the team? Glazer: Because it's cheap and it has no debt. Besides, I really don't care. Scudamore: Well, football is very important here. Glazer: Really? NFL Europe kind of sucks. Scudamore: No, football. On a pitch. Glazer: I have no idea what you're talking about. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a crap on Big Ben.
Premier Chief To Meet With Glazer (SoccerNet)
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