Various Trader Joe’s Foodstuffs, Ranked
credits: Joe Raedle | source: Getty Images (NOTE: Beer and wine not included.)
1. Soup dumplings
2. Salted chocolate almonds
3. Dark peanut butter cups
4. Mortadella
5. Gruyere and ham Alsatian tart
6. Gochujang almonds
7. Uncooked chocolate croissants
8. Dark chocolate nutty bits
9. Everything bagel seasoning
10. Cinnamon glazed almonds
11. Parmesan pastry pups
12. Vegetable bird’s nests
13. Frozen gyoza potstickers
14. Coconut cookie thins
15. Shishito peppers
16. Dark chocolate pretzels
17. Armenian string cheese
18. Canned smoked trout
19. Orange chicken
20. Cookie butter
21. Frozen macarons
22. Spring rolls
23. Brined Thanksgiving turkey
24. Spanakopita
25. Blister peanuts
26. Chicken and green chile tamales
27. Shoot me fucking dead
28. Their frozen fish
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