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From the signs your mayor has too much time on his hands department (and/or is a serious masochist), District of Columbia mayor Anthony Williams is pissed that ESPN isn't taking its road show to the nation's capital. Even worse, he offered to show ESPN bloviator Chris Berman around town.

A political commentator has suggested the city boycott ESPN for a week or just simply downgrade to basic cable which, last we heard, included ESPN. Moral: If you have to beg ESPN to come to your town, trust us, everyone's better off without.

ESPN's Omission Inspires Mayoral Response [Washington Post]