ESPN Can't Name That Band
This image was lost some time after publication. We accidentally clicked on the newest installment of "24 College Avenue — the "serialized novel" by Page 2er Jim Caple that inspired by his weird tour of colleges last year — and we realized, fast, that we had forgotten to turn the sound down on our computer. Out of nowhere came this awful noise, like Dave Matthews wrapped up in old cinnamon and stuck in the microwave too long. What is this wretched auditory invasion?
According to the page, it's a band called "Autologic." We've done some preliminary searching here, and we can find absolutely no confirmation of Autologic's existence before this Page 2 story. Who is it? Did they get paid for their unique brand of rockitude? Is it just Caple and some of his old buddies? Anybody know?
"24 College Avenue [ESPN Page 2] There Are Fake People On Page 2, And They're In College [Deadspin]
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