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ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Elton will stay in LAC because 'help' has arrived ... it'll be tough, though!" — Handrix

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

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• "Chris Paul deserves every penny he receives. N.O. will be in contention for a very long time." — Mightymoose02

• Ron Paul deserves every penny he receives. He will be in contention for a very lo- ah, shit. (Doyle McPoyle)

• Boris Badanov deserves every penny he receives. Spotsylvania will be in contention for a very long time. - Mightymooseandsquirrel02 (RonZookonRedBull)

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• Chef Paul overspices every penne dish he serves. I will in the bathroom for a very long time. —TryTheMousse (Chamomiles Davis)

• These trick-or-treaters deserve pennies. I will not be alive for a very long time.-oldiebutgoodie1921 (Stev D)

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• Sorry folks, park's closed. Mightymoose02 out front should have told ya. (Send It In, Jerome!)

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