ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Week

ESPN scoured its message boards to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ... • "I think CC's gonna stay in the NL where he can hit. Maybe to, let's say, the Dodgers." — scioscfan Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Week, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ... • "The "save" category needs refined because 3 runs is not as hard to hold as 1-run." — DucAngTro • The "save" category needs refined because 3 runs is not as hard to hold as a 6-run Mets lead. (Pedro Cuatro Cinco) • Depends need to be redefined as an alternative underwear, since you never know when you might go out for some figs-OopsicrappedmypantsAJ (crazyjoedavola) • The "shave" category needs refined because 3 blades is not as smooth as 5. —QuattroSux (Sports-Pun)