Excuse Me While I Kiss The Rim

That's what Michael Jordan helped to rob you of during the NBA's Slam Dunk contest. It's nice to see it on YouTube, but it would have been far nicer to see it in primetime on TNT, in place of Nate Robinson missing dunks for two straight minutes.

It's unsanitary, probably, kissing the rim like that... but you should have seen what Marv Albert wanted to do to it.

What Would Have Been: Dwight's 'Kiss the Rim' Dunk [NBA FanHouse] Dwight Howard - Kiss the Rim Dunk [YouTube]