Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

This is terrible. If you've ever had a bird shit on you, you know this. It once happened to me, actually—my fault for going to Shea Stadium.

But it's also funny to every single person not being shit upon by a bird. And 13-year-old boys. Especially so to 13-year-old-boys not being shit on by birds.
[The Nose Bleeds]



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