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The Bakersfield Condors are a minor league hockey franchise in California, whose team motto is Soaring to New Heights. And never will that be more in evidence than on Friday during Toilet Paper Roll Giveaway Night, as the Condors take on the Fresno Falcons.

The first 2,000 adults 18 & older at the game will receive a roll of Fresno Falcons toilet paper. The toilet paper features the Falcons logo as the Condors look to "Wipe Out The Falcons."

Free rolls of toilet paper at a minor league hockey game? What could possibly go wrong? But if you play your cards right and resist the temptation to throw it onto the ice, you could get your toilet paper signed after the game by Condors' right wing Kevin Asselin.

Toilet Paper Roll Giveaway Night [Bakersfield Condors]