For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

2:00, ESPN2: LPGA Golf. Michelob Ultra Open at Kingsmill, Third Round. Should be a fun weekend for those who really hate Annika Sorenstam. She didn't make the cut. 2:00, Fox Soccer Channel: French Soccer. Lille vs. Rennes. Alright, who wins in a huge battle royale: LPGA golfers, or French soccer players? I kid, soccer fans. I know the soccer players would win. Until they went up against Laura Davies. 3:00, NBC. NHL Playoffs. Carolina Hurricanes @ New Jersey Devils. North Carolina broom salesmen could be about to experience a huge increase in sales. 3:00, CBS. PGA Golf: EDS Byron Nelson Championship, Third Round. Atop the leaderboard: Adam Scott, Brett Wetterich, Joe Ogilvie, Omar Uresti, Phil Tataurangi... exactly what do guys like Phil and Tiger do between major tournaments? 4:00, Comedy Central. Movie: Major League. Ah, when it was pure... before Omar Epps and Scott Bakula sullied it forever. And when you see your other options at 4 o'clock, well, I like Comedy Central's chances here. 4:00, ESPN2: MLS. Houston 1836 @ FC Dallas. It's a day of intra state battles in Texas. If Dallas loses this game and the basketball game, let's give the whole city to Mexico. 4:00, OLN: Arena Football. Chicago Rush @ Grand Rapids Rampage. It's the Rush and the Rampage. What else needs to be said? 4:30, Fox Soccer Channel: French Soccer. Bordeaux vs. Marseille. It's a damn French soccer orgy on FSC today. 5:00, ESPN: NBA Playoffs. Detroit Pistons @ Cleveland Cavaliers. Scant few opportunities remain to see the Pistons take on the Cavs. 8:30, ABC: NBA Playoffs. San Antonio Spurs @ Dallas Mavericks. The rare primetime game on ABC. The over/under on how many cans of Red Bull it takes for Hubie Brown to stay awake through the whole thing: 7.