For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

12:30, CBS: Senior Golf. PGA Championship, Third Round. Names in contention include: Peter Jacobsen, Jay Haas, Tom Watson, Curtis Strange. Keep that in mind for a second. 1:00, Fox: MLB. Regional coverage, including New York Mets @ Florida Marlins and Los Angeles Dodgers @ Washington Nationals. And I won't be able to watch a damn one of them on MLB.tv. 3:00, TBN: Kirk Cameron. Nothing to do with sports. I just find this amusing. 3:00, CBS: PGA Golf. FedExSt. Jude Classic, Third Round. Names in contention: Darron Stiles, Chris Smith, Tim Herron, Tom Pernice Jr., Brian Gay. I bet the FedEx people would switch line-ups with the Senior golf people, if given the choice. 3:30, NBC: Arena Football. Regional coverage, including Georgia Force @ Dallas Desperados, and Arizona Rattlers @ San Jose Sabercats. Taking a quick glance at the rest of today's line-up, you know, Arena Football doesn't seem so silly anymore, does it? 4:00, ESPN2: MLS. Colorado Rapids @ Real Salt Lake. RSL could post their first-ever three game winning streak. That would be so special. 4:00, ABC: WNBA Basketball. Detroit Shock @ Connecticut Sun. It seems like there's a lot of softball on the ESPNs this weekend, too, if this isn't quite feminine enough for you. 5:00, Comedy Central: Movie. Major League.