For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

1:00, ESPNU: College Baseball. College of Charleston vs. Georgia Tech. I'm not sure that this game can live up to the storied football rivalry between these two schools. 1:00, FOX: MLB. Oakland A's @ New York Yankees. Giambi's dealers back in Oakland... who do they root for? They must be torn. 2:00, ABC: PGA Golf. Barclay's Classic, Third Round. Vijay Singh is holding it down for Fiji, who didn't get into the World Cup. 2:55, ESPN2: World Cup Soccer. Argentina vs. Côte d'Ivoire. If nothing else, "Riquelme" and "Côte d'Ivoire" are damn fun to say. And I don't think Marcelo Balboa will be calling the game, so that's nice. 3:30, CBS: College Track and Field. NCAA Men's and Women's Outdoor Championships. Run, Forrest, Run! 4:00, ESPNU: College Baseball. Clemson vs. Oral Roberts. If I'm ever a newspaper headline writer when Oral Roberts wins a national championship, the next day's front page is going to read, "Oral Pleasure!" 4:00, NBC: Golf. Michael Douglas & Friends Celebrity Tournament. Hey, let's watch rich people duff it around the golf course and slap each other on the back. 4:00, FOX: Atlanta Braves @ Houston Astros. For you west coasters only, I believe. 5:00, ABC: Horse Racing. Belmont Stakes. Followed immediately by some high-quality cockfighting. 5:00, SPEED: NASCAR. Busch Series, Federated Auto Parts 300, Qualifying. Do the guys who don't qualify at least get tickets to the race? I'd hate for them to have totally wasted a trip.