Former 49ers Tight End Brent Jones Has His Very Own (And Very Weird) Epic Poet

All we know about this is pretty much what you see in the video above: More than five minutes of Brent Jones autographing photographs at a sporting goods store while some guy reads aloud from a really detailed poem the guy presumably wrote about Jones's life and career. It's ... yeah, we don't know either.

[ D Wizzle's World, via KSK]