Gentlemen, Start Your Loos

So you've heeded our advice and contacted the folks at Donkey Sports Inc., for some sweet donkey basketball action. Congratulations. But to your horror, you've discovered that they are out of donkeys! What now? Well, we've heard your girlish shrieks, and have come to the rescue. It's time for Plan B: Toilet racing. Over at Prime Time Interactive Games, they not only provide the racing toilets, but also an inflatable track.

Toilet racers are a battery powered, ride-on motorized fun vehicle that can provide hours of fun at schools events, office parties, corporate events, youth group events and grad night parties.

You probably have your own toilet memories from your prom. But we'll bet the thing was stationary.

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