Geriatric Clemson Football Fans Have Finally Gone Too Far

Here are some guys who still talk about recovering that fumble in the end zone during the homecoming game 40 years ago. Give it up, though, for Clemson coach Dabo Swinney, who runs this fantasy football camp and is either a very committed actor or someone who has memorized enough stock pre-game speeches to AMP UP THE SQUADRON!!!

For the low, low price of $2000, a fantasy football camp attendee gets all this:

Daily team meetings with Clemson Coaches and Coach Swinney. On-field coaching by Clemson coaching staff & legends. Three (3) practice sessions (non-contact). Offensive strategy presentation by Offensive Coaches. Defensive schemes presentation by Defensive Coaches. Daily instruction - defense, offense, special teams. Dress each day in the Stadium varsity locker room. "ALL IN" Bowl game in Death Valley (family & friends invited). Recruiting presentation and packet by Recruiting Coordinator. Nightly talks and socials with Clemson legends including Coach Ford, Perry Tuttle, Michael Dean Perry, Jeff Davis and others. Meals and social in the West End Zone. If there is an NFL lockout at the time of the camp. Current Clemson NFL players will be on-hand! Meals and social in the West End Zone. Football practice gear, shorts, socks, T-shirts. Personalized game jersey.

Glory days, well, they'll pass you by, Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye, Glory days, glory days...

H/T: Cameron M.