Get The Cheerleaders ... Out Of My ... Brain ...

There's a certain sublime beauty in the notion that the FBI is investigating an anonymous letter writer to ESPN and ABC who was complaining, of all things, about cheerleaders.

"For the past 6-7 years, ESPN and its nationwide networks have exploited cheer/dance teams all across the country. They do this by parking their TV cameras on these women for their own personal entertainment," an excerpt from one letter said.

A few of the letters were laced with insecticide, which is really just being lazy. The FBI believes the letter writer "may be directly or indirectly involved in some element of cheerleading and/or the television production/coverage aspect of collegiate athletics." Well, then we totally know who it is then.

FBI Seeks Letter Writer Who Complained Of TV Coverage [Associated Press]