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Giants Heroes Disgrace The Ceremonial First Pitch With Vile Prolate Spheroids

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The Yankees today invited four members of the 2007 Super Bowl-winning New York Giants—David Tyree, Shaun O’Hara, Antonio Pearce, and Jeff Feagles—to throw out ceremonial first pitches at today’s home game against the Orioles. Guess what those four assholes didn’t do? They didn’t throw out first pitches!


Dammit! It is the duty of every ceremonial first-pitcher to subject themselves to the humiliation of badly airmailing that damn throw. You can’t just let every damn geezer luminary just pick out their favorite projectile. And friggin’ Jeff Feagles couldn’t even be bothered to throw the damn football. This is a disgrace.

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