Guy Fieri Flips Out On His Hairdresser, Which Makes Good Sense

Presumably in the immediate aftermath of his first visit to an optometrist in more than a decade, anthropomorphized Lime-A-Rita Guy Fieri and his hairdresser had a bit of a tiff in broad public view, leading to crying and shouting and embarrassment, not unlike what happens when you spend more than three seconds considering the fact that you even know who Guy Fieri is.

We'll let Gawker's Neetzan Zimmerman take it from here. Gonna go asphyxiate myself some.