The Miami Hurricanes men's tennis program has a match against UVA this Friday and to commemorate it, they've decided to throw a happy hour party party for all their fans.
I'm not up on my college tennis rivalries, so maybe this WaHoo/ U match-up has some history. Or maybe it's the fact that UVA is, according to the Facebook invite, currently the "#1 ranked" NCAA tennis team in the country. Either way, they've spelled out what will happen to UVA's head tennis coach Brian Boland once the mighty Hurricanes (ranked number 36) take the court at Neil Schiff Tennis Center this Friday.
Start your Happy Hour early and in the right way by watching the UM Men's Tennis team take down the #1 team in the nation and watch UVA head coach Brian Boland take it in the ass. Free beer, alcohol, and pizza will be provided!
So come for the free booze and pizza — stay for the forced rear entry of UVA's tennis coach where he will inevitably BLEED ORANGE AND GREEN.