He Actually Will Wear A Leather Helmet

Need to be reminded of just how old you really are? Old Falcons kicker Morten Andersen, considered one of the best kickers of all time, last made a Pro Bowl in 1996. The guy was an All-American kicker for Michigan State in 1981.

And now he's an Atlanta Falcon again. Disappointed in the kicking of Michael Koenen — who was punting as well — coach Jim Mora Jr. has signed the 46-year-old, and he'll be the guy for their game Monday night against New Orleans.

Andersen is 76 points away from the all-time NFL scoring record — he trails the oft-mistaken-for-Morten Gary Anderson — and has been playing in NFL Europe, waiting to get back in the NFL. You can make fun of that if you'd like, but it's a helluva lot better than "Dancing With The Stars."

Now Kicking For Your Atlanta Falcons ... Moses [God Send Jen]

(By the way, that gorgeous, GORGEOUS oil painting is from Armando Delgado, the "painter of legends." So you know.)