Here's A List Of Things That May Or May Not Happen Tomorrow

Sources tells us that all of the following things are true, unless they turn out not to be:

* Colorado will join the Pac-10 * Oklahoma State will join the Pac 10 * Nebraska will join the Big Ten * Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, and Oklahoma will join the Pac-10 * Texas and Texas A&M will join the Big Ten * Oklahoma will join the SEC * Texas A&M will join the SEC (!) * Virginia Tech will join the SEC (!!) * Missouri will sink into the Mississippi River * Tom Izzo will join the Cleveland Cavaliers * Tom Izzo will stay at Michigan State * Byron Scott will join the Cleveland Cavaliers * Didier Drogba will join his team for the World Cup

All of these things (almost) were reported as possibly true facts within the last 24 hours. Some have already come to pass. Some will never come to pass. The only thing we know for certain is that if you're a college student who likes to take sports-themed road trips, you better have a pretty dependable car and a giant bladder, because I see a lot of highways in your future.

We'll find out if these things happen when they happen, I suppose. Unless we don't. I'll have to check with sources and get back to you on that.