Hockey Eliminates The Middle Man

Hockey has been gone and dead long enough now that we figure it's like when your dad realizes that the old car in the garage is broken and decides he'll just get rid of whatever spare parts he can sell. The AAA hockey league is selling off what many consider the best part of hockey, hosting a Hockey Enforcers PPV, which features everything they do in hockey except, you know, the hockey.

Essentially, it's just fights. Hockey goons will ignore the whoel puck thing and instead simply punch each other. On skates. It takes place at the end of August in British Columbia. The event organizers are putting on the hard sell.

If you love hockey fights, professional wrestling, boxing, and mixed martial arts fighting pay-per-view events, this is the one event you can t miss!

That's awesome: They didn't even pretend there were actual hockey fans left.

Hockey Enforcers PPV [AAAHockey]