Hugh Are the Best, and Joe Biden's Not Afraid of Ohio State

Barack Obama's right hand man isn't exactly a fan of Ohio State's football team:

Speaking to members of the University of Delaware football team Friday morning, the Democratic VP candidate said he thinks the Fightin Blue Hens (1-1 this season) could thrash a certain team from Ohio. "I was out in Ohio," he said while fiddling with a football in his hands. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!" (It remains unclear if Biden actually ever told Ohio voters this.)

Do OSU fans have voting rights? Ohio State must've been inspired by Biden's words, as they went out and pounded Troy by 18 points this afternoon. Take that, Joe! No word on how the Democratic VP candidate feels about Minnesota, but they just finished beating up on Florida Atlantic. Purdue and Central Michigan are in a tight one late in the fourth quarter, and East Carolina and N.C. State are locked in an absolute nail biter with seconds remaining. Onto your comments ... The Syracuse Orange Drinking Game - Impotent offense produces SHOCKING three-and-out (drink) - Vasoline-covered defenders lead to broken tackle (drink) - Dantley overthrows seventh row (drink twice) - Secondary stares into space while NW scores on 80-yard TD pass (finish beer) - Announcer mentions "Greg Robinson" and "hot seat" in same paragraph, as if he's breaking earth-shattering news (take shot) - Announcer wistfully eulogizes the "once proud tradition" of Syracuse football (insert bottle of whiskey directly up your ass) - Northwestern wins by more than 2 touchdowns (purchase bottle of 151, rifle, high-powered scope, perch on top of dome, wait for Greg Robinson) — DoctaJ716 FIU opens their new stadium against USF at 5 today. The entire structure is held up by Ned's crutches. — JelloMan 4 Every time the camera shoots over to Kirk Ferentz, he looks like a man who's pissed that he rejected NFL offers three or four years ago. -- s2nblog Iowa's Steeler like haberdashery at Heinz Field is confusing me greatly. This could be a side effect of listening to Ward/Bentley though.— GoinYostal I was sure that Joe Paterno was dead, he already looks mummified — JobasHut62 (Eh, close enough.)